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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Random thoughts on the debate... It is fun to watch the debate on a movie screen in a theater full of college students. They laugh, they boo, they applaud, and they hiss. And a few of them chuckle when you insert well-timed lines into Dubbya's responses. For example, you could add "It's hard work" to the end every response for an easy laugh. Apparently being president is, well... hard work. Who knew? Bush supporters seem to be insecure about their masculinity. That's the only answer I can come up with for the two Dubbya fans who wore scribbled on t-shirts and big cut-out W's on their head. One of the shirts said, "John Kerry got a manicure today." Is that the best you got? What does that have to do with bi-lateral vs. multi-lateral negotiations in North Korea? Poor Poland. Poland is the red-headed stepchild of the Coalition of the Willing. Even with all the restraining rules, there was some pretty decent 'debate'. The split screens and the reaction shots certainly didn't cut in Dubbya's favor. The poor guy was rolling his eyes, pleading the moderator for chances to respond, and was just plain angry. While Kerry was even-tempered and collected, Bush was obviously getting flustered by the blinking lights and would start talking really rapidly if he feared he was going to run out of time before putting one of his two canned lines at the end of the response. Can anyone even pretend John Kerry didn't wipe the floor with George Bush? Ok, I'll leave the rest of the debate dissection to the experts. Best Ithaca rEpublican The Best of Ithaca 2004 results came out yesterday. Mayor Carolyn Peterson was ranked the 'Best Democrat.' Congratulations to her. And just who was the top vote-getter in the 'Best rEpublican' category? No such thing. Seriously, when Ithacans were asked to rank the best republicans they picked "No such thing." Aren't we a creative bunch? But in 2nd place, came Mark Finkelstein... the chair of the County rEpublican party. From The Ithaca Times: Ouch. At least Mark was able to be philosophical in a humorous vein about finishing second to a non entity. "Waiting for the Ithaca Times photographer to arrive, I was standing in the street in front of my home, holding a Bush-Cheney lawn sign," recalls Finkelstein. "A woman passing by in a car flipped me the bird. That sums up nicely the prestige associated with being the Best Republican in Ithaca."Congratulations are also in order to Michelle Berry for a few things... she and partner Robert have recently had a baby girl AND Michelle walked away with the title of 'Best New Common Council Member,' which she says is the second-best news of the year. You go, Michelle! Drama, Drama, Drama An MBA student at Cornell has been organizing Out for Undergraduate Business, a symposium focussing on the issue of being gay and out in the business field and more specifically the banking and consulting industries. I was excited that Cornell, and the Johnson School specifically, was going to play host to this event. The MBA student (who shall remain nameless for now) is a Park Fellow. From the event web site: "As recipients of the Roy H. Park Leadership Fellowship, the event chairpeople receive full-tuition scholarships and stipends, as well as an extensive leadership development curriculum. Founding the Out for Undergraduate Business Conference is their service leadership project, the capstone of this two-year program."So, in other words, the Park Program is all about creating community-minded business leaders. You can imagine my surprise when I saw this email come across the LGBT Graduate Student listserv: Fraud Alert –"Maliciously attacking"? "Will learn to behave like mature, adult business people in the future"? That sounded a little harsh. Nothing short of putting a hit out on this guy's mom could have warranted this kind of email. So I started to poke around a little bit. The 'management' at the Common Ground is one of the nicest, most responsible, most supportive advocate for all things LGBT-Friendly... whose bar/nightclub doubles as the LGBT community center for the Ithaca area. I checked the Common Ground's web site and sure enough, they were advertising a Gay College Night party on Saturday, welcoming the participants in the symposium. Then I went to the Out For Undergraduate Business web site and saw that they also listed the event at the Common Ground on Saturday. (It has been changed since, but here's a screenshot.) Now I was perplexed. Obviously, at some point in the very recent past the Common Ground and this MBA student had agreed to coordinate an event. "Fraud" was starting to sound a little bit like a stretch. So I sent this guy an email that simply asked what this email was about. A few people had asked me if I knew what was going on. Obviously, I didn't have a clue. I was hoping this guy could clear up for me what the issue was in private. I certainly didn't feel he could go around publicly slandering local community leaders without being called on his actions. A day went by with no response at all. I consulted a few people to see if I was overreacting. They said that his email was ridiculous and that someone should demand an apology. So I sent the following email to him, CC'd the Common Ground and as many of the event organizers as I could get email addresses for (I've X'd out his name in case future employers do google searches and find this information): Greetings [XXX] and organizers of the Out For Undergraduate Business Symposium,Then came a response within what seemed like seconds. Shane,I could barely control my anger. I called the instant the email came through. By sending such an obnoxious statement across a very public listserv, I felt that HE made it public business. You don't accuse someone of malicious attacks and immature business practices and then just tell anyone that dares ask "why," that it's none of their business. I was pissed and was definitely not very pleasant on the phone. In fact, I might have been yelling at him... his lack of respect and appropriate behavior was completely appalling. This individual basically laughed off everything I said to him and told me that he couldn't see how his behavior was in the least bit inappropriate. This is a guy that's supposed to be a second-year MBA student and can't even figure out what proper professionalism entails. (I feel sorry for the company he ends up working for when he fires off emails like that about people he's negotiating contracts with. He's in for a rude awakening.) So, I made good on my threat. I emailed the program coordinator: Greetings,Of course the program coordinator who DOES know the difference between professionalism and lack thereof sent a reply that thanked me for the information and said he would speak to the student. I don't know what happened following that discussion... or if it happened at all. I still maintain that this student owes the Common Ground a huge apology. But I haven't seen it yet. Happy Birthday, Cuddle Bunny! I was told I could post this photo only if I didn't identify the birthday girl by name. Last night we celebrated her birthday with an ice cream cake, the hokey pokey, and a lot of great people! Her gifts, as you can see, were a lot of fun dress up clothes... earrings, sunglasses, one of Jack's infamous birthday hats, buttons, and a shirt that I had special made... it says, 'Let's Cuddle.' Awwwwwwww. ![]() Wednesday, September 29, 2004 Quote of the Day "Every large and patently disrespectful action requires an equally large and humble reaction." Me, in an email I had to send to someone who owes someone else a huge apology. I have been spending any extra time I have today playing "Ithaca Gay Drama Watchdog." Depending on the resolution of said conflict, I'll be posting more specifics as I find time. Tuesday, September 28, 2004 I can't believe I missed Rush Limbaugh saying 'votergasm'... ... over and over again. He discovers Votergasm.org and mouths off about it. Perhaps he'd prefer prescription painkillers in exchange for votes? Step aside, Gay Mafia The Gay Mafia was so last year. Drag Queens, not to be outdone, have apparently discovered the political power of organizing to wreak havoc at the highest levels of California state government. And they've gotten to Ah-nuld! "Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger must not be too troubled by what he's called 'girlie men' because he's just signed a bill into law that maintains 'sex' in California to include drag queens, cross-dressers and transsexuals," the Rev. Lou Sheldon of the Traditional Values Coalition said in a statement. "Schwarzenegger has sided with the homosexual and drag queen lobby in muddying the biological realities of male and female."Sounds like someone's wig and high heels might be a little too tight. [WorldNetDaily: Arnold governing like a 'girlie man'?] Monday, September 27, 2004 Increase Voter Turn-On First, there was F*ck The Vote which urged you to prostitute yourself in return for votes against Bush. Now, there's Votergasm which is much more bipartisan. They simply ask that you have sex with another voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters. Either way, election night parties are encouraged. Alan Keyes & Cornell Alan Keyes, the nut running for US Senate and the guy who may or may not have a lesbian daughter of his own, started his college career at Cornell. [Keyes] criticized local efforts in favor of the civil rights movement and strongly supported the Vietnam War. After receiving death threats because of his political stances, Keyes left Cornell and continued his studies at Harvard University.The "local efforts in favor of the civil rights movement" they are referring to was the 1969 armed take over of Cornell's student center by black students. Then there is this excerpt from an interview about his time at Cornell: WORLD: Tell me about your college years.Keyes was scheduled to return to Cornell as a guest lecturer in this year's Mock Election 2004 program. However, his event had to be cancelled due to his participation in an election as a mock candidate. Saturday, September 25, 2004 AND They're Good Samaritans! The Ithaca Journal publishes a column where readers can submit public praise (i.e. 'laurels') or public criticism (i.e. 'darts') in each Saturday's edition. Last weeks's mentioned Felicia's Atomic Lounge and so I felt the need to post it here since this will undoubtedly become a new hangout of mine... LAUREL: From Rachel Kitko of Ithaca. To the owners of 510 West State St., (formerly Enuwan, now Felicia's Atomic Lounge), who interrupted their renovation activities to help me rescue my cat, who was trapped between their building and the adjoining building. They had to rip out part of a wall!Now, if that doesn't make you want to buy a martini and make sure this bar does well, you can't be helped. [Felicia's Atomic Lounge Official Web Site] [Ithaca Journal: 09/18/04 Darts and Laurels] Friday, September 24, 2004 Ithaca College's Same-Sex Partner Benefits Kudos to Ithaca College, one of 196 colleges and universities that provide domestic partners with benefits (according to the Human Rights Campaign). Even so, equity is not 100%: [F]aculty members in domestic partnerships pay more for benefits than married couples because of federal policy, said Lisa Maurer, coordinator of LGBT Education Outreach Services.But the disparity goes beyond 'federal policy': Jefferis noted a discrepancy between the treatment of married couples and domestic partners.[Ithacan: LGBT families receive benefits] Larger Than Life Presidential Debate Cornell Cinema, as part of Cornell's Mock Election 2004, will be showing the first Presidential Debate next Thursday (9/30) live and on the big screen in Willard Straight Hall. Festivities will start with a pre-debate discussion at 8:30. Is it lame that I'm really excited about this? [Live Broadcast of the Presidential Debate] Quote of the Day I literally almost dropped my coffee mug when I read: "Let's say you tried to have an election and you could have it in three-quarters or four-fifths of the country. But in some places you couldn't because the violence was too great. Well, so be it. Nothing's perfect in life, so you have an election that's not quite perfect. Is it better than not having an election? You bet." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, on holding Iraqi elections in January. Liberals will eat your children! ... well OK maybe not so much. But we're definitely comin' after that Bible! In the latest move by the "Keep 'em in fear, keep 'em voting for Bush!" campaign, the republican National Committee has sent a letter to residents of West Virginia and Arkansas with images of the Bible labeled "banned" and of a gay marriage proposal labeled "allowed." When does this insanity end? And in other news, Mike Rogers at BlogActive has outed yet another gay republican... this time it's Jay Banning, the Chief Financial Officer and Director of Administration of the republican National Committee... the same group that sent the above letter. I know he didn't write or send the letter, but how does this guy get out of bed in the morning working for those thugs? [BlogActive: GOP Refuses to Comment on Homophobic Flyers] [New York Times (sign-in required): Republicans Admit Mailing Campaign Literature Saying Liberals Will Ban the Bible] [BlogActive: Tell Gay CFO/Dir of Admin JAY BANNING to STOP THE BASHING!] Thursday, September 23, 2004 The Fadeaway Who hasn't done 'the fadeaway'? As terrible as it seems, consider this: These days, [Chris is] not sure which approach is best: disclosure or avoidance. “In either case, they could be upset,” he says. “When you tell a woman there’s no chemistry, it means ‘I don’t find you attractive.’ Women don’t want to hear that. In some cases, leaving them in the dark is better. Then they can say ‘He’s a player’ and forget about it.”As both the victim and perpetrator of fadeaways, I tend to agree. Gay men also don't want to hear that you have no interest in seeing them again romantically. In general, they take great offense to 'being rejected'. They'd much rather make up a dramatic story in their head about what an asshole you are that you just stopped returning their phone calls. You never know whether the guy on the other end of your 'honesty' is going to be a drama queen. [New York Magazine: The Fadeaway - When Men Gradually Stop Calling] Personality and Presidents Study An online survey that attempts to understand whether people are more likely to endorse candidates who they see as being similar to themselves. Seems like a no-brainer to me, but take the online survey here. Tuesday Night Reality For the entire summer season of Amazing Race, Cheri and I have gotten together to watch the race and the occasional episode of Big Brother. This week was the finale of both shows and I just had a few comments I wanted to send out into the universe... I hadn't seen much of Big Brother, but I had seen enough to know that Drew was going to walk away with half-a-million dollars. The best part was that it was a gay crush that put him over the top. Will (the gay guy on the show) had not kept his lust for Drew a secret... and so when he cast the last vote... which just happened to be a tie-breaker... I knew Michael the cowboy was going to walk away disappointed.
Dreamcaps currently has some fun coverage of the bois of Big Brother. And as for Amazing Race (which rightfully won the Emmy for best reality show), I was sad to see the Soccer Moms go as the last official elimination of the game. My ideal finishing order of the last teams standing were: #1 Linda and Karen the Soccer Moms #2 Chip and Kim the Married Couple #3 Brandon and Nicole The Jesus Freaks ![]() I really had no interest in seeing Colin and Christie anywhere near the end of this game... they really annoyed the hell out of me. I teared up to hear the Moms talk about what an inspiration they thought this might be for their kids. To put your mind to something and then go for it with everything you have. They finished some physical challenges on this race that I doubt I could have done. But at the end of the game, it was Chip and Kim, the Married Couple and my #2 team who hit the finish line first. I was ecstatic that they beat Colin and Christie (who need to work on their rage issues). But now what are Cheri and I gonna watch on Tuesday nights? I heard there are no less than TWO gay guys on The Real World this year, so maybe we'll switch the channel to MTV. Wednesday, September 22, 2004 Quote of the Day "I'm trying to find the correct name for it ... this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. ... I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart, making a very christian comment, broadcast on Canadian television. The comment was greeted with applause by his congregation. No worries, Jimmy. No gay guy is "gonna look at you like that". Contact Jimmy Swaggart and let him know what you think of his comment. [365Gay.com: Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart Threatens To Kill Gays] UPDATE: Swaggart apologizes for anti-gay remark. Even his apology shows how clueless he is. Sorry, Jimmy, but your statement isn't enough. You're still a hateful, bigoted scum in my eyes. The Youth Vote Surprise Joe Trippi, Howard Dean's National Campaign Manager, spoke at Cornell yesterday evening about how the Dean campaign changed politics, the state of the media and how the internet is going to change all that, and the role of insurgent candidates. You can read the Cornell Daily Sun's coverage of the talk, but the things that I took away that the Sun didn't really touch on... 1. The Electoral College is an antiquated institution meant for old-school 50 state campaigns, not the battleground state competitions of today. If the campaign is fought in a few must-win states with slim majorities won by one candidate and the other candidate blows away the opponent in two big states (*ahem* California and New York) you could have the real possibility of a candidate winning the popular vote by millions and still losing the electoral college and the presidency. And a ray of hope... 2. Joe Trippi says polls are skewed because the youth vote is notoriously underpolled (younger voters have cell phone numbers you can't get and they move often). Trippi thinks we're in store for a record youth vote turnout--who will mostly vote for Kerry. So, look for that surprise on Nov. 2nd. [Cornell Daily Sun: Joe Trippi Visits Cornell Campus] [Cornell Daily Sun: Trippi Predicts youth will decide 2004 election] Tuesday, September 21, 2004 "We wouldn't have had a career if it weren't for the gays." One look around Carnegie Hall on Sunday night confirmed that Kiki was speaking the truth during Kiki & Herb's rumored-to-be farewell and fatal performance at Carnegie Hall. I was hoping to find some other blog with a post about the concert... perhaps someone who had seen them before and would give the show a description with all the oomph and wit it deserved. And then, I could link to their description... but, no such luck. (In my search I did find brief mentions here and here, in anticipation of the show) and the only short post-concert review I could find so far is at the Village Voice). In my humble opinion the show was FANTASTIC and well worth a trip to NYC. ![]() By way of introduction to my friends who stare at me blankly and say, "You went to New York City to see who", Kiki & Herb are a campy lounge act consisting of Kiki (a drag queen) who sings hilariously arranged covers of songs from multiple genres, and Herb who plays piano and who Kiki affectionately refers to as "a gay-jew-tard before it was trendy to be a gay-jew-tard". This lack of politically correctness has endeared them to a huge fan base over the years... as evidenced by their sold out concert. In fact, I almost felt a little guilty that I, a Kiki & Herb newbie, was taking up a seat when so many die-hard fans were waiting in line to see if they could get last minute tickets. The energy in the hall was amazing and contagious. The audience cheered and screamed as they recognized songs after only three notes on the piano. I didn't recognize a lot of the covers, but my favorite ones were Note to Self, Sexbomb, A Lover Spurned, Rainbow Connection, Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Dominique, and Total Eclipse of the Heart. And as much as Kiki sings (if not more), she talks. She tells story after side-splittingly funny story. Stories about her tragic husbands, famous friends, the lives (and one death) of her children, rehab, and political anecdotes (you should have heard the riff on Ronald and Nancy Reagan). I don't think I have laughed so hard for a solid 3 hours in my life. There's a great chance I'll be buying the live recording. Everytime Kiki & Herb left the stage, they left to a standing ovation. During one of the umpteen encores Kiki & Herb had some guest performers join them... Rufus Wainwright, Isaac Mizrahi (who knew he could sing?), Sandra Berhardt, and some other people I didn't catch their names. In the end, Kiki & Herb didn't die... and they gained at least one new fan. [Kiki & Herb's Web Site, and their Bio] UPDATE: Other Kiki & Herb concert posts at Your Secret Internet Boyfriend. Saturday, September 18, 2004 Kiki & Herb The New York Times ran a profile of the duo that I will be seeing in concert tomorrow at Carnegie Hall, Kiki & Herb. (sign-up required) Friday, September 17, 2004 Take me back... On this rainy day in Ithaca it was a treat to get an online photo album full of reminders of a day very recently when the sun was out. It was the day of the voleyball tournament at the Common Ground, and Jack's friend Al was walking around with a camera. *sigh* Summer will be over soon enough. My favorite photo... Me & Jack. ![]() New Paltz couples can stay 'married'... for now In a victory for marriage equality advocates, a state court in New York refuses to invalidate same-sex marriages performed in New Paltz. State Supreme Court Justice Michael Kavanagh ruled the couples would have to be named parties to the case with the right to be heard in court. More than 200 same-sex marriages have been performed in the Hudson Valley village this year. [Ithaca Journal: New York judge refuses to nullify gay marriages] Thursday, September 16, 2004 Al Gore Post-2000 Election If you don't read the New Yorker, you're missing out. David Remnick has written a great profile of Al Gore called, The Wilderness Campaign. It’s easy to see that Gore, lacking public office, likes to teach. In his uninterrupted answer, he mentioned the brain-imaging center at New York University; “The Alphabet Versus the Goddess,” by Leonard Shlain; “Broca’s Brain,” by Carl Sagan; an Op-Ed piece in the Times about the decline of reading in America, by Andrew Solomon; the lack of research on the relation between the brain and television—“There is just nothing on the dendrite level about watching television”; Gutenberg and the rise of print; the sovereign rule of reason in the Enlightenment; individualism—“a term first used by de Tocqueville to describe America in the eighteen-thirties”; Thomas Paine; Benjamin Franklin. “O.K., now fast-forward through the telegraph, the phonograph.” O.K., but we didn’t fast-forward: first, there was Samuel Morse, who failed to hear the news of his wife’s dying while he was painting a portrait—“You know, he has a painting in the White House, if I remember correctly”—and therefore went out and invented a faster means of communication. “Now fast-forward again to Marconi . . . now that’s an interesting story”; the sinking of the Titanic; David Sarnoff; the agricultural origin of the term “broadcast”; moving right along to “the nineteen visual centers of the brain”; an article on “flow” in Scientific American; the “orienting reflex” in vertebrates; the poignancy and “ultimate failure” of political demonstrations as a means of engaging the aforementioned public sphere—“I mean, what do you really have? A crowd of people holding posters with five words on them at most hoping for a TV camera to come along for a few seconds of airtime?”—and, finally, Gore’s own 1969 Harvard thesis, on the effect of television on the Presidency and the rise, at about that time, of image over print as a means of transmitting news. This was all a way to talk about the cable-television station that he is developing. Wednesday, September 15, 2004 The Gay Index I was looking up information about a city in upstate new york today when I came across Ithaca's profile on epodunk.com. And there's some new demographics there that weren't there the last time I visited... something called the gay index. The gay index is a comparative score, based on the percentage of people reporting in the 2000 U.S. Census that they lived in a same-sex partnership. A score of 100 means that a city has the national average percentage of people reporting living in a same-sex partnership. For your information and comparison, I now present the gay indexes of as many cities in the state of New York I could think of, in ascending order: (Overall/Gay Male/Lesbian) 15. Niagara Falls: 57/49/66 14. Rome: 73/54/92 13. Binghamton: 81/70/92 12. Elmira: 82/79/85 11. Utica: 84/84/85 10. Schenectady: 89/73/104 9. Buffalo: 97/97/98 8. New Rochelle: 102/88/117 7. Mount Vernon: 122/105/140 6. Syracuse: 124/114/134 5. Yonkers: 125/125/124 4. New York City: 152/174/130 3. Rochester: 161/168/153 2. Albany: 166/151/182 1. Ithaca: 231/143/322 (!) Interestingly enough, Ithaca's gay index is very high thanks to our HUGE lesbian index which blows every other city out of the water (3.22 times the national average!). By gay male index alone, Ithaca actually ranks lower than Albany, Rochester, and New York City. I do love this city. Although, I might love it more if I were a lesbian. 'I'm sorry, I forgot I already have plans.' I have a problem. My memory (at least as it relates to things I've promised friends I would do with them) sucks. Recently I had this conversation with Cheri: Me: 'Hey, I'm going to the Renaissance Fair with Jack on Sunday, isn't that neat?' Cheri: 'No you're not.' Me: *dumb stare* Cheri: 'Don't you remember? You and I are going to the John Mayer/Maroon 5 concert Sunday. We got tickets like months ago.' Me: 'Riiiiight.' Then I had to call Jack and say, 'Sorry I can't go to the Renaissance Fair, I forgot I already had plans with Cheri.' I end up saying that alot. And I always need a reminder shortly before whatever it is I promised to do by whoever I promised to do it with. My next, 'I'm sorry I forgot I already have plans' call, will be to my brother. Last night my brother calls and says he wants to come visit... sans kids, just him. I was so taken aback by his sudden interest in coming to see Ithaca (he has never visited and we have never spent time alone since we've been adults) that I forgot all my weekend plans. Saturday, I am going to a wedding with Jack. Sunday I am going to New York City to see Kiki & Herb at Carnegie Hall. And that's not to say that I forget about plans because I'm not excited about them. Who wouldn't be excited by a Maroon 5/John Mayer concert? And I'm psyched about getting back to NYC for the first time in over three years, to see a half-drag lounge act duo perform and see friends that have recently moved away! I guess I'll just count my blessings and look on the bright side -- that there are enough people who even want to spend time with me that I have to make these 'I'm sorry, I forgot I already have plans' phone calls. And then I'll make it up to all of them later. Tuesday, September 14, 2004 RuPaul Blogs about Ithaca If you missed it, or didn't know that RuPaul had a blog, check out her post about visiting Ithaca. Monday, September 13, 2004 Quote of the Day "Its a comedy based on what would happen if your mom or your aunt turned into a 'ho in your own neighborhood. When you grow up, isn't that the worst horror you could imagine about your relatives? If you were a kid and you had a normal mom that ran the convenience store and suddenly she turns into a sex fiend?!" John Waters, describing the basis for his latest film A Dirty Shame. [A Dirty Shame trailer] Take Pride in Your Brand Brandchannel.com, one place to get really interesting information on trends in branding and corporate identity design (i.e. my work) has posted a feature about targeting brands to LGBT audiences.
LGBT consumers have been a sought-after target audience for a while now, so brandchannel seems a little behind the times on this one. But hey, better late than never. Sunday, September 12, 2004 "Guns don't kill people. But they sure do help!" That is the closing line in an animated cartoon by Mark Fiore posted at StoptheNRA.com. Tomorrow, the Assault Weapons Ban passed under Bill Clinton expires. A bill that most Americans (and politicians) agree has helped keep us safer is in danger of not being renewed because there is no leadership or political will to usher this bill through congress. Dubbya, attempting to play both sides of the fence, has said he'd sign a bill if the congress sends one to him... knowing full-well that the republican-controlled chambers won't. Safety, zero. Politics, one. But, the lack of will doesn't stop on that side of the aisle. The NRA holds an intense amount of power over elected officials of both parties: "The NRA, with all of its selfishness, has the ability to go into certain districts and defeat people," said Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-California. And Democrats — many convinced that the ban's passage cost them at least 20 seats in Congress in the 1994 elections and that Al Gore's support for gun-control measures cost him the presidency in 2000 — largely have backed away from pushing gun control. Ahhhhhh. So the gun lobby minority scares the bejeezus out of politicians and essentially kills a piece of legislation that fully 2/3 of the American people support. Amazing. Banning assault weapons was a good idea then, and it continues to be good policy now. No average American needs or should have a "right" to a weapon that is designed to kill people, *ahem* a lot of people. These are not sportsmen's rifles we're talking about here. I'm reminded of the scene in Michael Moore's Bowling For Columbine when Terry Nichols gets righteous about our constitutional 'right to bear arms' and then when pressed about the right to own nuclear arms (because they're also arms, right?), admits that there ought to be some restrictions on those, after all there are some crazies out there. He's right. There are some crazies out there. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry shouldn't have nuclear arms. I'd argue they shouldn't have Uzis, AK-47s, and Tec-9s either. [SFGate.com: NRA huffs -- weapon ban falls] [SFGate.com: Firearms, once banned in 1994, now legal to own] [CNN.com: Assault weapons ban due to expire Monday] [USAToday: Popularity can't extend '94 assault weapon ban] [CNN.com: Kerry: Assault weapon ban made U.S. safer] Saturday, September 11, 2004 Dan Cleveland for State Senate "Man, I have lived all over this guy's district." That's what I was thinking as Dan Cleveland was introducing himself to a roomful of people at a meet and greet organized by friend and super County Board Rep Kathy Luz Herrera.
Dan Cleveland, Democrat, is running to represent Steuben, Yates, Schuyler and Chemung counties, and 4 towns in Tompkins County including Ithaca... in the New York State Senate. I had no idea that my State Senate district extended all the way to Cohocton (a burg that I spent a fair share of my life in), and Canisteo (the place my parents brought me home from the hopital to). Ithaca has been represented in the State Senate by a republican at least since 1986 when Randy Kuhl won the seat. Kuhl has chosen to run for a U.S. House of Representatives seat being vacated by retiring republican Amo Houghton, leaving behind an open field for his position in the State Senate. But back to our best shot at winning that seat for the Democrats... Dan Cleveland was impressive in a very being-himself/having-nothing-to-hide kinda way. He is not your typical, slick, too-smart for his own good, packaged politician who aspires to make a career out of pretending to represent you in Albany. He is genuine. He is sincere. And you can tell by the way he's talking to you that he's telling you exactly what he does and doesn't know about the issue at hand, that he's open to hearing what you think, and that he'll take your opinion into consideration as he weighs the topic. You get the impression that Dan's spent an awful lot of time working with people, building coalitions between disparate groups, and problem-solving... and that he's most comfortable with a problem at hand that he can examine. He said so himself, that people approached him about running for higher office after watching the way he handles decision-making on various boards and councils. Dan Cleveland is good on bedrock Democratic issues and has the package to bring the Democratic message to the people of the 53rd State Senate district. Sure, he's got a tough road ahead of him, but I have a feeling Dan's up for the challenge. Much like a liberal arts education isn't as much about what facts you learn as it is 'learning how to learn'... voting for the right 'politician' is less about agreeing on every single issue as it is about the candidate's philosophy and approach. I think Dan's approach is right on and his voice is one of the most honest I've heard in local politics in a long time. [Dan Cleveland for State Senate] Friday, September 10, 2004 The triumphs of modern science... The engineering of the plastic bags that contain bagged salads: It took Fresh Express until 1989--more than twenty years and another disasterous product rollout later--to "crack the code," as Lugg put it, and mass-produce the first retail bagged salads. Salad spinners were perfected, shredding knives sharpened, battalions of chemists subcontracted to create perfect polymers. Today's bags are a triumph of practical ingenuity. Their plastic is made up of five to ten layers, each with a different function. Some are designed to make the package shiny or crinkly, others to carry print well. Together, they have to be just permeable enough to keep the bag's artificial atmosphere in balance--the wrong ink alone can suffocate a salad. As lettuce sits on the shelf, the gases in the bag are constantly consumed, released, and replaced. Oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon-dioxide molecules bind with the polymers on one side of the plastic and are released on the other, diffusing from high concentrations to low. Every type of salad requires a different type of bag, tailored to its respiration rate by gas chromatography and computer analysis. Every bag is a miniature biosphere. We learn something new everyday. From 'Salad Days' in the September 6, 2004 Food Issue of The New Yorker. Budgetary impact of same-sex marriage Rebel Prince has got an interesting post about how recognizing same-sex marriages might affect the budget deficit with some links to more information. Everybody Loves McGreevey It seems that coming out, admitting having an affair on your wife, and resigning from the highest office in New Jersey puts a more 'human face' on your administration. James McGreevey, in public appearances since his famous 'I am a gay American' speech, is getting standing ovations and applause... not to mention autograph requests. "I think everybody supports him," said Magda Martinez, a West New York resident who stood on a curb outside the school with several friends hoping to see McGreevey on Thursday. "Everybody makes mistakes. I don't hold it against him. He's a good person." There you have it. Which just fuels the speculation that Jim McGreevey may change his mind about resigning. The Trentonian reports that it has been four long weeks since the announcement and still no official letter of resignation filed. [AP/Ithaca Journal: Crowds Support McGreevey at Public Events] Thursday, September 09, 2004 Felicia's Atomic Lounge Site Is Up! CHECK. IT. OUT. Tipping is not a city in China (... and other fun, random stuff) Through johnok's blog (where there are some amazing photos from a trip to Berlin), I found The Starbucks Gossip Blog which, among random Starbucks-related facts, attempts to tackle the age-old question of how much to tip for a cup of coffee. (I thoroughly appreciate this debate, as I recently engaged a barista at Wownet on the very same topic. The outcome of that conversation was that even if its only change, leave something... your barista notices.) Another blog I recommend... AlfredNYC @ Xanga by Al, who I met this weekend while he was visiting a friend of mine here in Ithaca. This guy has got some political opinions, which I loved... he was a great addition to our Sunday morning Meet The Press salon. Besides his astute NYC observations, he's posted some really pretty pictures from his time in our neck of the woods. Also, after looking and Googling in vain, I have finally located the Tompkins County Democrats web site (following a little prompting of what search words to use at the County Democratic Committee meeting last night). There are a lot of great things going on Tompkins County this election cycle including the ability to make voter i.d. and get out the vote calls into swing states as well as coordinated voter registration and canvassing bus trips. There are also links to various local candidates and their web sites... like Dan Cleveland who is running for State Senate. I'm meeting him tonight. Wednesday, September 08, 2004 Log Cabin rEpublicons grow a spine The National Board of the Log Cabin Republicans voted 22-2 Tuesday night against endorsing President Bush in 2004. The vote by Log Cabin's 25-member national board marks the first time since the organization opened a national office in Washington, D.C., in 1993 that its members have not endorsed a Republican nominee for President. [MSNBC.com: Gay Republican group won’t endorse Bush] The Mate Factor/Twelve Tribes Matthew and I were probably doing research on the same topic at about the same time. He and Tiffany, over at Life in Ithaca had a near-Mate experience the other day.
Having lived in Ithaca through the construction of the "pretty neat" Mate Factor cafe, I have been privvy to all sorts of rumors about the religious group (i.e. Twelve Tribes) that has made a home in our city and opened a cafe on the Commons to support themselves. I have refused to step foot in the Mate Factor because I've gone to the Twelve Tribes web site and seen their positions on social issues. So I had decided that none of my money will be going to support the success of this group. (If the Roman Catholic Church opened a cafe on the Ithaca Commons whose proceeds went back to the Vatican, I would also refuse to go.) But I also spend a lot of time on the Commons and I get frustrated when I see people who I know wouldn't normally patronize the cafe if they knew what the Twelve Tribes stood for. I have confronted a few of them, told them in very general terms about the anti-gay positions and the allegations of child labor, racism, etc. and they just look at me blankly and say, "But they make fantastic smoothies!" If only Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell had had a blender. So, being the intellectually curious guy that I am... upon finding a copy of The Twelve Tribes Free Paper on the Commons, I decided to read it cover to cover to see just what I had to fear from/learn about some of the newest members of the Ithaca community. This particular issue was dated December 1999, and was themed around the topic of 'The Last Day', which of course is the end of the world and second coming of the savior. The first paragraph that I found interesting was written for those who fear the end of the world coming in the year 2000. It said that the Twelve Tribes were not afraid of The Last Day, and: "Instead of escaping to some corner of the wilderness, we live in an environment that is separate from the world while remaining right in the middle of it. In our communities we try to exclude the evils of this world. At the same time we are near those who are floundering in the muck of this society." ..."the muck of this society"? I guess that would be Ithaca. Then comes some interesting (kinda out there) stuff: "We regard all hardship as discipline." and Instead of worrying, we eagerly await the day that we will be a spotless Bride, prepared for our future as the wife of the Lamb." This seemed to be a recurring theme... that all of the hardships the Twelve Tribes face in this life were to prove that they were the true inheritors of the earth on The Last Day and that as a people they would be chosen as 'their savior's bride.' --Insert Twilight Zone Music Here-- They also believe that God created the heavens and earth twice... once 17 billion to 4.5 billion years ago and then once again around 4,000 B.C. There were also tons of references to the death penalty scattered throughout this magazine and I gather they are very much in support of it. Then, the Feminist in me just about had a heart attack when I got to the article about how to raise a happy healthy family and prepare for the coming of the end: "[The limits we must stay within to avoid eternal death in the Sea of Fire] are simple. A woman is to desire her husband and let him rule over her. She is to bear their children in pain. A man is to toil and sweat to provide for his family, not live off the labor of others. He is to rule over his wife. Sexual relationships are to be limited to the covenant of marriage." For a moment there, I thought I was reading the republican party platform. Here I was, 15 pages into the magazine, and still no mention of anything 'gay'. I was beginning to get worried that as The Last Day approached, the Twelve Tribes was less concerned with me than I hoped. (What a blow to my ego.) And then there it was, a fictional tale of a man who encounters 'the flood of evil accepted by society' in everday life. This particular story focused on marriages ending: "Families falling apart happened so frequently that it was shaking his security. It wasn't even a week ago that Ralph Evans left his faithful wife and children announcing that he was gay, to pursue an apparent "gender preference" that, until recently, didn't seem to have been a problem at all. His drastic change not only devastated his family, but left Allen having to explain to his daughter what happened to her best friend's father and why he still came over for business socials. When he heard his daughter say how afraid she was to ever get married, Allen found himself bankrupt on answers with tears running down his cheeks. Allen could hardly say what he really felt. He was afraid he might offend someone at work and lose his job." What drama... look for "Twelve Tribes" the series coming to daytime television this Fall! I joke, but seriously... The Mate Factor is not the kind of business that people who truly consider themselves feminists or gay-rights advocates... or, well, fair-minded intelligent people... should be giving their money to. Boycotts of companies have been called for lesser reasons than this. I, and you, can respect their right to live in our community and run a business... but we don't have to give them our money. I don't care what their smoothies taste like. [The Mate Factor] [The Twelve Tribes Community in Ithaca] Tuesday, September 07, 2004 ... and a beautiful view Chuck and Loretta Aydelotte would like to sell you a house in the East Bay area. It features spacious rooms, decks, finely manicured lawns, a fireplace, a large garage, and beautiful views. Check out the view from the living room in the 3rd picture down! Bird Shit, Part 2 Apparently I wasn't the only one with the problem... I am happy to see that the Ithaca Downtown Partnership has begun to redistribute the tables that are normally under the grove of trees near the center of the Commons, i.e. the 'Bird Poop Danger Zone'. (You'll remember my run-in with the troublesome birds a short time ago.) The tables are finding new homes throughout the Commons where lunchers will not have to dodge bird bombs quite so readily. On lunch today, I also noticed that the concrete under said trees was being power washed. (What a mess!) Nice short-term solutions... and definitely an improvement, but I'm curious what kind of long-term answers and creative solutions we can come up with. Negative Campaigning The next time a pundit says, "The voters will reject negative campaigning," I am going to scream. Following a week of Swift Boat Veterans for Lies attacks and by far the nastiest of the two conventions, Dubbya seems to have pulled ahead in national polls... in some by double digits. Far from worried, this should serve as a wake up call to the 'no-bush-bashing-at-the-convention', play nice wing of the Democratic party. As much as people (and who are these people anyway?) say they don't want negative campaigning... it seems to be the only thing voters respond to. The vast majority of people are not policy wonks and politial junkies. They don't have ideological compasses, they have 'which guy do I like better' compasses. They need you to tell them why you're better. And they need you to tell them why the other person isn't. This whole 'laying out a plan for the country' garbage is bullshit. Yes, that is necessary but essentially background noise. None of these people that vote for Bush care about that. I have never heard one person argue for his policies (outside of the Iraq war). They only care that John Kerry is a 'flip-flopper.' They only care that Dubbya gets up there and 'tells it like it is' cause he's dissing John Kerry. They only care that Bush swaggers out on stage and shrugs his shoulders like Uncle Jim Bob used to do after telling you to pull his finger. I am sure the polls are going to go back to dead even any day now... but I want to see a John-Kerry-as-bulldog on the campaign trail real soon. The high road may only lead to a close second place finish. Monday, September 06, 2004 Those hottie log cabin republicans As partisan as I am, I won't lie and tell you that I've never fantasized about finding my very own hunky republicon boyfriend. A male Mary Matalin to my James Carville. (Think of all the make-up sex we'd have.) So, it follows that I loved this article from the New York Observer this week about the Log Cabin rEpublicans, from the angle of why progressive gays love 'em, or at least have crushes on 'em... (Sorry for posting the whole thing here, but I wasn't sure how long the link would last.) Your Cabin or Mine? Looking for Mr. Right-Wing by Choire Sicha "I think the sexiest thing is a man who owns his own home," said John Ruble of Pasadena, Calif. Mr. Ruble resembles a young Johnny Carson—slim, comic, smokes like it’s the early 70’s. He has been a member of the Log Cabin Republicans for 18 years; he has been with Terry Hamilton, the current Los Angeles chapter Log Cabin President, for 32 years. In all that time, has he ever violated that trust? "I won’t say I’ve never strayed. I voted for Bill Clinton, because I was so pissed at George Bush the First. This time I really don’t have that option." He’s so right. As the charcoal-black-suited gay Republicans, who take their group’s name from the slave-emancipating Republican who grew up in a log cabin in Illinois, efficiently worked their press-frenzy "Big Tent" event at the Bryant Park Grill on Sunday afternoon, it became easy to forget that one was in the presence of gay evil. With their uniformly short hair, their near-uniform body weight of 175 pounds and their tightly knotted ties, one was sometimes overcome with the urge to be fucked right into a suburban kitchen. Perfect credit! Great jobs! Superb lawns! It’s morning in George Bush’s America, and Mr. Gay Republican is ready to tap the ass of Mr. Right. Though this sample size is quite small—numbering one, in fact—I can confirm that sex with a gay Republican is perfectly manly, satisfying, brutish and just short of short. After the initial panic fades (as in: My mother is going to kill me!), a strange gay biological clock starts striking a dangerous knell: Steal some Chinese babies! Press his suits! Make him coffee in the morning and hurry off with the other brusbands for playdates with the neighborhood medley of international adoptees! There’s something about an incursion of conservatism here in Liberal City that’s so, well, hot. You can smell the repressed, randy man-funk on them. As one Log Cabiner said, the story is that "we’re all so uptight that when we let loose, it’s the best sex you’ve ever had." Gay New York’s secret crush on the Log Cabin isn’t just pity. After all, my Republican didn’t like New York—not just because we’re all crazy commies, but partly because our wrong-politik makes it nearly impossible for him to date here. One Log Cabin apparatchik and R.N.C. attendee explained it, in somewhat inebriated conversation, like this: Q: So the consensus here is that it’s extremely hard to date as a gay Republican. A: Well, it’s difficult for us because a lot of people out there in the gay community ask how you can be gay and Republican—and they’re prejudiced against us based on our beliefs in lower taxes and defeating terrorism. And that becomes a problem. Q: Yeah. Me, I usually go for a man who’s in favor of terrorism. A: Like John Kerry. Q: Uh … right. So, if I start dating a gay Republican, how are we going to get along? A: Are you a bottom? There is that. When surrounded by our hordes of Eighth Avenue tanorexic turbo-bottoms, the Republican set come up like men on top. The Log Cabin crusaders are exotic fetish here in Manhattan—so gentile they make your teeth itch, their off-black suits insouciantly off-label, and beneath the fine cloth there’s a rabid priapism. They’ll clearly never appear in any Viagra ads. In his yellow shirt, red patterned tie and slim-hipped suit, adorable Log Cabin communications director Patrick Sammon has the air of a 50’s G-man; he’s the only one who looks high-strung, racing among the reporters, eyes wild. The gay superstars, like national political director Chris Barron and fellow con-hunk executive director Patrick Guerriero, have the cold efficient air of, well, D.C. insiders. The media cluster-fucked around Chris right away, and he took it like a champ. After all, the hottest thing a man can do in politics is stay on message. But on Sunday night, they’d changed into their second outfits of the day and were nearly passing as Chelsea residents at Pop Burger, where our out-of-town guests were treated to $19-a-head tabs for tiny burgers, fries and water. They looked virtually normal—except for the older bearded windbag from San Francisco and the extreme manic wack job from the Hudson Valley, who was kept far from the press. Some went on to the Bowlmor Lanes party for Congressman David Dreier late on Sunday night. "The more I see of New York, the more I think you can have it," said an Orange County fella there. This party was truly an alien invasion from the dark heart of the Other Coast—I stayed only long enough to accidentally get a handful of the Congressman’s ass and watch a gorgeous young girl from Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski’s office attempt to pick up a rough-and-tumble Polo-shirt-clad politico-boy. (She executed the sidle-up-from-behind-at-the-bar-and-elbow-him maneuver, a classic. Kudos.) Congressman Dreier had been the object of much discussion among the Log Cabiners. Many jokes were made about his "chief of staff." Mr. Dreier is now something of a gay hero for voting against the Federal Marriage Amendment, even though back in 1999 he voted to ban gay adoptions in D.C. And in 1996 he voted for the Defense of Marriage Act. And in 2003 he got an 85 percent approval rating from the Family Research Council. In fact, being gay at his party at the University Place bowling ally felt like being at a Nazi rally—except everyone was drinking apple martinis and bouncing to Teena Marie’s "Square Biz." ("I like sophisticated fun / I live on Dom Perignon, caviar, filet mignon." Indeed.) They did what Republicans do best these days: consume gay culture without a dose of irony. Wherever they went all weekend, the Gay Republican cohort had the glazed look of long-suffering performance artists whose revue is suddenly, surprisingly sold out. This, they had claimed, was their year: Having stuffed the ballots for the delegate-nomination process, they claim 50-odd delegates and alternates to the convention. Now they’re our decade’s Young Communists—alluring, stylishly retrograde, newsworthy, corporately dangerous. But by the end of the first day of the convention, their luck seemed to have run out. Earlier efforts to remove a plank from the party platform calling for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage—probably included as a sop to conservatives—had failed before they arrived. But in late negotiations, Senator Bill Frist even rejected a platform plank that would simply have acknowledged that some party activists were against the marriage amendment. All this while they watched in horror as conservative elements proposed—and won—additional planks that called on Republicans to reject even domestic-partnership benefits and civil unions. The poor Log Cabin guys were getting it from both ends. They professed amusement at lefty protesters outside the Log Cabin "Big Tent" event. Early on Sunday, Ann Northrop, veteran demonstrator and former media operator, was outside demonstrating with a merry band of four or five. The cops shuffled them out of sight and sound, though they were on a public sidewalk. "I understand your side," said Ann sympathetically to one of the dozens of cops that surrounded her. "You don’t want any dissent seen anywhere." More anti-assimilation protesters came later, and for a moment they looked so colorful and fun beyond the sea of black, red and blue sartorial conservatism. "Get a picture of me with the protesters!" has already been a frequent cry among Republican visitors, as well as "Is that the best they can do?" Matthew McTighe, an H.R.C. campaign lobbyist, Republican and total fox, ignored the protests outside Bryant Park but has noticed the gay Republican version of "badge bunnies," those gals who exclusively chase cops and firemen. "I have friends, Democrats, who have crushes on gay Republicans; that’s the type they seek out. Is it purely a political-party-affiliation thing—or is it something they seek out? Or are gay Republicans just better-looking?" Mr. McTighe was sporting full-on suspenders with his suit. With his long eyelashes and deep eyes, he’s perhaps the most gorgeous man in attendance, but is occupied—he met his lover of five years at (naturally) a Super Bowl party. The boyfriend happens to be further to the right than Mr. McTighe, which came as a happy surprise: "It didn’t come out till the fifth or sixth date, actually." Because, yes, mostly they only mate with their own kind. "There’s a lot of really good-looking guys here," said Mr. McTighe, "and they run in the same circles." Fashion marketer Karen Kim was wearing a really fabulous little pink summer dress and taupe sandals, her sunglasses perched on her stylish hair. What was she doing at this 99 percent male event? "I’m their token straight chick. I help them pick out guys." Wherein lies the essential hotness of the gay Republican, Ms. Kim? "What defines them is, they want to be individuals," she answered. (Ms. Kim even bought her boyfriend a new John Varvatos suit for the event so that he wouldn’t stand out.) "They can go have cocktails at Sutton Place or wherever—all these frat-boy places—and be completely perfectly fine about it, because they’re not all out and about. They want to have fun shopping, but they want to be able to keep their money. They want lower taxes, they want certain freedoms, they’re very fiscally conservative because they work 10 times harder than most people." That’s at the crux of it. Daddy works hard, and, unlike our local emo boys and artsy do-gooders, he doesn’t whine about it. Sure he’ll expect dinner to be warm at whatever hour he gets home from his Big Important Manly Meetings, but that’s a small price to pay for that kind of personal security in these terrorist times, no? You’d marry one of them for the same reason you’d vote for George Bush—because the government-generated fear of terrorism or the self-help-movement-generated fear of being alone had gone to your head, and, desperate, you’d arrive at a highly illogical yet somehow sensible conclusion. After all, self-hatred is surely expressed best in the bedroom, and the more glamorously appointed bedroom the better, right? Maybe every homosexual actually does adore a Beltway-chic boot in the face. At least with these politicos you know that corrupt leer is only for you, nancy-boy. Still, though a Log Cabin pinup calendar would sell well, it’s not entirely a movement of Howard Roarkian super-hunks. "They’re not all lovely," said Mr. Ruble. "There are a few I could point out …. They can’t understand why they can’t get a boyfriend. Well, it has nothing to do with their politics." Friday, September 03, 2004 Like beating a dead horse And when I say beating I mean blogging/ranting about and when I say dead horse I am actually referring to the Alan Keyes campaign for Senate in Illinois. I hope the Illinois republicon party is enjoying their luck. First, they find that their candidate for US Senate had a fetish for public sex and attempted to coerce his movie star wife into enjoying it with him. They couldn't find a soul to take Mr. Ryan's place and eventually decide to parachute in Alan Keyes, an individual with absolutely no connection to Illinois whatsover. (Of course, they use the 'Hillary Clinton in New York' defense.) In his first few days campaigning Mr. Keyes compares his opponent's positions to those of the 'slaveholder' and women who have had abortions to terrorists. He claims that 9/11 was a wake up call from god about our country being pro-choice. He also makes a statement that would appear to mean Mr. Keyes would be A-OK if all citizens roamed the streets toting AK-47s... and then he lashes out at a TV reporter/anchorman who asks him about it. The Illinois republicons picked a real winner. (A friend in Chicago assures me the state republicon party is a laughing stock at this point.) We knew it was only a matter of time before Mr. Moral-high-horse sank his teeth into, and spouted off about gay marriage. But who could have anticipated the side-effects? That this would be the topic that would turn fellow republicons against him, and he'd take down the 'Vice President's' daughter with him. (So much for not violating Ronald Reagan's 11th commandment: not speaking ill-will towards another republicon). The exchange, on a gay radio show that Mr. Keyes agreed to be interviewed on (red flags!), went something like this: "If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it's possible to have a marriage state that in principle excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism." The interviewer then asked Keyes whether he considered Mary Cheney a "selfish hedonist." "Of course she is," Keyes replied. "That goes by definition. Of course she is." Well, at least he's equal opportunity and... for the most part... consistent. The Vice President's daughter doesn't get a pass from Alan Keyes. Apparently, all his other comments are OK by the republicons, but when you start to diss the daughter of the 'Vice Presendent'... that's NOT. The republicon's have all but abandoned their candidate. Prominent IL republicons have gone on record as saying they will NOT cast a ballot for him. Noone mentioned him by name at the convention despite the historical race he's in (two African-American candidates for a US Senate seat?). His poll numbers are dismal... Alan Keyes is set to lose by one of the biggest margins of the year. Forgive them if they'd rather just sweep the Alan Keyes mistake under the rug. We'll just call his candidacy a 'catastrophic success'. Thursday, September 02, 2004 Message Today on lunch I called my voicemail. The robotic voice cheerfully announced that I had one new voice message and that to play my message I had only to press '1'. The robotic voice obviously didn't know how worked up I was about to get. "Hi Shane. This is Judy. I hope everything is going well with you. Uhm, the reason I'm calling is we're getting your dad some life insurance and we want to put the four kids on as beneficiaries and we need your social security number. You can either call me back or email it to me. Thanks a lot, Shane. Bye." My first thought was that my brother had obviously passed my cell phone number to Judy. In the two years since I have spoken with my father and his girlfriend... err, wife (they've gotten married since), I have gotten rid of my home phone in favor of a cell phone. They never had the number, and so there would have been no way they could have gotten it without him giving it to them. My second thought was, "What the fuck!?" The last conversation I had with my father ended with him telling me I was dead in his eyes before abruptly hanging up the phone on me. (That call, one *I* made to him on *my* birthday was an unsuccessful attempt to have an adult conversation about why he and I had a poor relationship. Because a few of my points revolved around his lack of support --both emotionally and financially-- he decided that my entire phone call could only be for one reason... I wanted money. And that this made me just like my mother, blah, blah, blah. This couldn't have been farther from the truth.) So, why in the world would I respond to his wife's request for my social security number so that I could benefit from his life insurance policy when he passes? I have barely any respect left for this man. Not only would I be the biggest hypocrite but I would just confirm his biggest suspicion... that I'm selfish. In this case, I'll be sticking with my principles. A polite 'No, Thank You' email is in order. 17 years in jail for giving a blowjob? Is it just me, or is this insanity? A barely 18-year old kid in Kansas has been sentenced to 17 years in jail for having consensual oral sex with a nearly 15 year-old boy. This poor boy will sit in jail until he is 36... for a blowjob! But the insanity doesn't stop there. If one of the participants in this underage sex romp had been a female... then the sentence would have been a MAXIMUM OF 15 MONTHS! That's because the ever-intelligent and always fair state of Kansas has a law on the books that gives much lighter sentences to heterosexual teenagers who have sex with younger teens but specifically excludes gay teenagers. Way to go Kansas, discriminate against gay youth and demoralize 'em when they're young! [CNN.com: Official justifies harsher penalties for gay sex] [365Gay.com: Kansas Supreme Court Hears Gay Teen Appeal] OUTFOXED: Rupert Murdoch's Attack on Journalism Last night I watched OUTFOXED with a standing room only crowd at WOWnet. OUTFOXED documents how the FOX 'news' network systematically stacks the news in favor of the Bush administration and acts as the propaganda machine of the republicon party. And perhaps even more disturbing than the fact that FOX is obviously and shamelessly biased is the marketing fraud that FOX perpetuates, calling themselves 'fair and balanced'. An out and out lie. Watching this documentary will give you an idea of the lengths to which FOX goes to tow the Bush party line... inviting relatively weak progressive pundits (if at all), using imagery to create a chasm between reality and 'news', daily email talking points instructing reporters what the main 'issue' of the day is and how to talk about it, the subtle firing or lack of use of reporters that don't show a conservative bias in their 'reporting', and the blurring of the line between reporting and opinion-mongering. Oh, and Bill O'Reilly is a scum. I'm not going to mince words about that after seeing this documentary. You have to see this stuff to believe it. I cannot do it justice here. Someone recently shared an anecdote with me... while they were watching OUTFOXED, a conservative friend walked in. The friend asked what they were watching, they told him what OUTFOXED was about and asked if he wanted to watch it... the friend responded, "When are they going to come out with an OUTCNN'd?" and walked away. Conservatives really, honestly, and truly believe that CNN and all of the other news networks are liberally biased. Nevermind that they can't produce any evidence of this and there have never been allegations of widespread, systematic liberal-leaning tinkering with the news... this doesn't matter. They can throw out a comment like, "When are they going to come out with an OUTCNN'd?" a |